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发信人: sloth (冬眠了), 信区: Poem_ci
标  题: *bbs到底是个啥?
发信站: 紫 丁 香 (Mon Dec 27 19:59:42 1999), 转信

                        

                           bbs到底是个啥?

                        有一天不上网的朋友问我
                        你们鼓捣的bbs到底是个啥
                        我也不解的问自己
                        干吗老对着计算机屏幕发傻
                        后来我还是搞懂了
                        bbs是藏民们糊在墙上的牛屎啊
                        平时随手贴上,用时再取下
                        bbs是个蛋呀
                        多少人挤在上面孵它
                        却不知将来会变成个啥
                        bbs是个大鱼缸呀
                        鱼儿们互相吃着口水
                        缸外的人无聊的看着她
                        bbs是家里的宠物狗呀
                        每天忍不住要温存她
                        心情不好就一脚踢到床下
                        bbs是食堂的筷子呀
                        老觉着不干净
                        吃饭时还得用她
                        bbs是哈尔滨的火鸡mm呀
                        有空时骂上一骂
                        其实心里还是觉得满精彩的嘛
                        bbs是个妖精呀
                        拿出金箍棒师傅又不让打
                        多少青春年华被她谋杀

                        bbs就是一滩牛屎啊
                        我们期待着开出鲜花
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