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发信人: robustness (山东棒子), 信区: Joke
标  题: 超速的车 
发信站: 哈工大紫丁香 (2002年10月24日10:38:08 星期四), 站内信件

一个交通警察拦下一辆超速的车,以下是他们的对话:                                 
 
警察: 我可以看一下你的駕照吗?                                                  
 
駕驶: 我没駕照,我第五次酒后駕驶时就被吊销了                                    
 
                                                                               
警察: 那我可以看一下车主证明吗?                                                
 
駕驶: 这不是我的车,我偷来的                                                    
 
                                                                               
警察: 这车是贓车?!                                                             
 
駕驶: 是的. 喔!对了.我刚把枪放进置物箱里好像有看到车主证明..                
                                                                               
警察: 你有把枪在置物箱里?!                                                     
 
駕驶: 是的,我用那枪解决掉这车的主人,然后把尸体丢到后车箱,所以我才能            
 
开这辆车..                                                                     
 
警察: 后车箱有具尸体!!????                                                     
 
駕驶: 是的,警察先生                                                            
 
听完这样的叙述后,警察马上回报总部,几分钟内,现场就被一堆警车包围了
    
一名经验丰富的高阶警官慢慢走近那駕驶,准备处理这紧张局势..                     
                                                                               
警官: 先生,我可以看一下你的駕照吗?                                             
 
駕驶: 当然可以,这儿...这是我的駕照                                            
                                                                               
警官: 这是谁的车?                                                              
 
駕驶: 我的,你看...这是我的车主证明                                             

警官: 你能不能慢慢打开你的置物箱,好让我看看里面是不是有枪?                     
 
駕驶: 是的,警官...可是我没有枪啊..                                             
 
(当然..里面并没有枪)                                                           
 
警官: 你可以打开你的后车箱吗? 我属下说里面有尸体.                              
 
駕驶: 真的? 好..我马上开给你看....                                             
 
(当然..里面并没有尸体)                                                        
                                                                               
警官: 怪了,刚拦下你的那个警察说你没有駕照,没有车主证明,有把枪,还有具 尸体!     
 
駕驶: 哼..我打赌那xxxx还跟你说我超速是不是?          

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