Joke 版 (精华区)

发信人: dan (石令宝), 信区: Joke
标  题: pagedown慢慢看
发信站: 哈工大紫丁香 (2002年12月13日12:39:55 星期五), 站内信件

竟然有人用文字打成這樣....
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>> > >             |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;|/,~~
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>> > >             |                     ..'.'.
>> > >             |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;,;~~~
>> > >                                 _o__/'
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>> > >             |             ,哈哈! 厲害吧!!
>> > >             |          o/
>> > >             |~~~~~~~~~/|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > >                       / \

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         有天地，然后有万物    有万物，然后有男女
         有男女，然后有夫妇    有夫妇，然后有父子
         有父子，然后有君臣    有君臣，然后有上下
             
                   有上下，然后礼仪有所错

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