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发信人: hmxd (欢欢), 信区: Joke
标  题: 历史老师
发信站: 哈工大紫丁香 (2000年11月10日13:06:53 星期五), 站内信件

有天某美国高中一位历史老师正在上课，她问学生：Which     
      president                                                   
      said "Without freedom, I would rather die."（哪位总统说不自 
      由毋宁                                                      
      死？）                                                      
                                                                  
      　　全班一片寂静，有一位女孩突然举手答                      
      道：“Jefferson，1777.”                                      
      （杰佛逊总统，1777年）                                      
                                                                  
      　　老师又问：Which president said "Of the people, by the   
      people,                                                     
      for the people?"（哪位总统说民有民治民享？）                
                                                                  
      　　全班又一片默然，那女孩又举手：“Lincoln，1884.”（林肯总  
      统，                                                        
      1884年）                                                    
                                                                  
      　　这时老师转过身去写东西，突然有个男生骂道：“Bitch！Shut  
      up！”                                                       
      （闭嘴，妓女）                                              
                                                                  
      　　老师很生气地转过头问：Who said that？                   
      　　全班又一片寂静，只见那女孩又举手：“Clinton，1998.”（克  
      林顿                                                        
      总统，1998年）                                              
                                                                  
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※ 来源:·哈工大紫丁香 bbs.hit.edu.cn·[FROM: fira.hit.edu.cn]