Joke 版 (精华区)

发信人: robert (永恒的机器人 ), 信区: joke
标  题:  文革笑话
发信站: 紫 丁 香 (Sun Jul  6 13:07:51 1997)

                                                                               
　　一个口音很重的县长到村里作报告：                                            
                                                                                
　　“兔子们，虾米们！不要酱瓜，咸菜太贵啦！！”（注：同志们，乡民们！不        
要讲话，现在开会啦！！）                                                        
                                                                                
　　县长讲完以后，主持人说：                                                    
                                                                                
　　“咸菜请香肠酱瓜！”（注：现在请乡长讲话！）                                
                                                                                
　　乡长说：                                                                    
                                                                                
　　“兔子们，今天的饭狗吃了，大家都是大王八！”（注：同志们，今天的饭够        
吃了，大家都使大碗吧！”）                                                      
                                                                                
                                                                                
  
                                                                                

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