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发信人: bb (好色的BaBy), 信区: Joke
标  题: 这就是侮辱中国女足的下场
发信站: 哈工大紫丁香 (2003年10月06日00:25:20 星期一), 站内信件


太强了

青青菩提树：你给我看好下面这些话了。你个胆敢侮辱女足的SB！                     
                                         
　　                                                                           
                                         
　　                                                                           
                                         
　　我觉得你不根本就不是人！~！~！~！                                          
                                         
　　                                                                           
                                         
　　                                                                           
                                         
　　你是                                                                       
                                         
　　进化不完全的生命体,基因突变的外星人,                                       
                                         
　　幼稚园程度的高中生,先天蒙古症的青蛙头,                                     
                                         
　　圣母峰雪人的弃婴,化粪池堵塞的凶手,                                         
                                         
　　非洲人搞上黑猪的后裔,阴阳失调的黑猩猩,                                     
                                         
　　被诺亚方舟压过的河马,新火山喷发口,                                         
                                         
　　超大无耻传声扩音喇叭,爱斯基摩人的耻辱,                                     
                                         
　　和蟑螂共存活的超个体,生命力腐烂的半植物,                                   
                                         
　　会发出臭味的垃圾人,"唾弃"名词的源头,                                       
                                         
　　每天退化三次的恐龙,人类历史上最强的废材,                                   
                                         
　　上帝失手摔下来的旧洗衣机,能思考的无脑袋生物,                               
                                         
　　损毁亚洲同胞名声的祸害,祖先为之蒙羞的子孙,                                 
                                         
　　沉积千年的腐植质,科学家也不敢研究的原始物种,                               
                                         
　　10倍石油浓度的沉积原料,被毁容的麦当劳叔叔,                                 
                                         
　　像你这种可恶的家伙 
:                                                                              
                  
　　只能演电视剧里的一陀粪,                                                    
                                         
　　比不上路边被狗洒过尿的口香糖,                                              
                                         
　　连如花都帅你10倍以上,                                                      
                                         
　　找女朋友得去动物园甚至要离开地球,                                          
                                         
　　想要自杀只会有人劝你不要留下尸体以免污染环境,                              
                                         
　　你摸过的键盘上连阿米吧原虫都活不下去,                                      
                                         
　　喷出来的口水比SARS还致命,                                                  
                                         
　　装可爱的话可以瞬间解决人口膨胀的问题,                                      
                                         
　　耍酷装帅的话人类就只得用无性生殖,                                          
                                         
　　白痴可以当你的老师,智障都可以教你说人话,                                   
                                         
　　只要你抬头臭氧层就会破洞                                                   
                                         
　　要移民火星是为了要离开你,                                                  
                                         
　　如果你的丑陋可以发电的话全世界的核电厂都可以停摆,                          
                                         
　　去打仗的话子弹飞弹会忍不住向你飞,                                          
                                         
　　手榴弹看到你会自爆,                                                        
                                         
　　别人要开飞机去撞双子星才行而你只要跳伞就有同样的威力,                      
                                         
　　你去过的名胜全部变古迹,你去过的古迹会变成历史,                             
                                         
　　18辈子都没干好事才会认识你,连丢进太阳都嫌不够环保                          
                                         
　　些话了！！！                                                               
                                         
　　                                                                           
                                         
　　反正横竖一句话：别让我再看见你，要是见着了你，                             
                                         
　　                                                                           
                                         
　　我一定要把你灭了！                                                         
                                         
                       

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