Joke 版 (精华区)

发信人: joyfree (游龙戏凤), 信区: Joke
标  题: 来个纯净可爱的joke
发信站: 哈工大紫丁香 (2003年10月01日00:45:25 星期三), 站内信件


老师留作业，让学生用“如果”“虽然””但是“，“结果”                         
                                         
造句，写不完就要打屁股。                                                       
                                         
小刚想了一晚上，终于想了一个一劳永逸得万能句型。                               
                                         
第二天，老师一看小刚得作业：                                                   
                                         
1，今天老师让我用“如果”造句。                                                
                                         
2，今天老师让我用“虽然”和“但是”造句。                                      
                                         
3今天老师让我用“结果”造句。                                                  
                                         
老师鼻子都歪了，把小刚叫到前面，让他改不然就打他的屁股。                       
                                         
小刚很快改完了作业，交给老师：                                                 
                                         
1，今天老师让我用“如果”造句，如果没写就要打屁股。                            
                                         
2，今天老师让我用“虽然”和“但是”造句，虽然我写了但是老师还要打我。          
                                         
3，今天老师让我用“结果”造句，结果他打不成我了，呵呵。                        
                                         
老师一头从讲台上栽下来了....       


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