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发信人: Angell (******), 信区: Star
标  题: 双鱼女子(1)
发信站: 紫丁香 (Thu Nov  6 12:33:55 1997)

双鱼座女子

多 情 多 得 令 人 喘 不 过 气 的 双 鱼 女 子 

爱 上 母 鱼 的 男 人 ， 也 必 须 要 爱 上 千 变 万 化 的 大 海 她 有 自 己 的 游 戏 规 则 ， 不
会 为 任 何 人 而 改 变 ， 当 你 正 为 她 如 梦 似 幻 善 感 的 蓝 色 情 挑 吸 引 得 不 可 自 拔
ⅱ 载 浮 载 沈 之 际 ； 缺 乏 安 全 感 的 母 鱼 可 能 为 了 证 明 自 己 的 魅 力 正 情 不 自 禁
地 投 入 另 一 段 追 逐 · · · · 

      故 事 

      也 许 吧 ！ 气 氛 本 就 是 种 错 觉 ， 尤 其 是 在 这 麽 湛 蓝 剔 透 的 海 水 里 ， 这 麽
      深 沈 无 声 的 空 间 中 ， 一 见 锺 情 又 有 什 麽 不 可 能 ？ ！ 但 是 小 美 人 鱼 忘 了
      海 水 是 她 的 ， 人 的 世 界 才 是 他 的 。 他 当 然 得 离 开 ， 以 一 种 急 速 ⅱ 嫌 恶
      ， 避 之 唯 恐 不 及 的 速 度 离 去 · · · 。 她 的 乐 园 ， 他 的 黄 泉 。 小 美 人 鱼
      再 回 到 海 水 中 ， 才 开 始 觉 得 海 底 世 界 原 来 也 有 寂 寞 ⅱ 冰 冷 ， 和 从 心 深
      处 升 起 一 种 完 全 空 掉 的 感 觉 。 

      概 括 篇 ： 

      一 只 鱼 的 记 性 只 能 维 持 三 秒 钟 。 所 以 当 她 遇 到 先 前 已 照 会 过 的 鱼 时 ，
      还 以 为 是 新 朋 友 呢 ！ 乐 观 的 想 ， 母 鱼 会 觉 得 朋 友 真 多 ； 悲 观 的 想 ， 这
      麽 多 朋 友 却 没 一 个 是 有 交 情 。 而 大 部 分 时 间 ， 她 们 常 是 矛 盾 的 这 麽 想
      。 爱 上 母 鱼 的 男 人 们 ， 我 劝 你 要 不 就 神 经 大 条 的 一 直 大 下 去 ， 否 则 心
      细 如 丝 的 贯 彻 细 下 去 ， 如 果 你 时 粗 时 细 ， 母 鱼 会 翻 脸 ， 你 也 会 被 弄 得
      生 不 如 死 ， 天 天 猜 心 ！ 位 於 黄 道 十 二 宫 最 後 一 宫 的 双 鱼 ， 集 十 一 个 星
      座 的 优 点 於 一 身 ， 当 然 也 集 十 一 种 缺 点 。 因 此 其 复 杂 性 和 人 格 分 裂 也
      就 高 人 一 等 。 而 母 只 和 公 只 基 本 上 并 没 有 太 大 的 差 异 ， 他 们 同 样 容 易
      受 到 阴 晴 圆 缺 而 迁 动 潮 汐 的 敏 感 ， 也 容 易 迷 恋 和 水 有 关 的 某 件 事 。 如
      游 泳 ⅱ 养 鱼 ⅱ 沭 浴 ⅱ 马 丁 尼 ⅱ 矿 泉 水 ⅱ 浇 花 ⅱ 滥 情 · · · 等 等 。 母 只
      蛮 起 来 让 人 咬 牙 切 齿 ， 可 是 甜 美 时 ， 却 又 令 人 难 以 自 拔 。 绝 对 的 天 使
      与 魔 鬼 附 身 。 

      透 视 篇 ： 望 闻 问 切 一 目 了 然 进 攻 退 守 妙 算 人 生 

        1.人 生 比 不 上 一 件 Comme des Carcons 

            巷 囗 的 臭 豆 腐 是 人 间 美 味 。 高 跟 鞋 的 细 跟 是 全 世 界 最 性 感 的 线 条
            。 暗 恋 一 个 人 却 在 心 里 诅 咒 他 山 穷 水 尽 。 持 续 一 年 的 亢 奋 是 没 有
            理 由 的 。 领 两 万 一 个 月 的 女 强 人 。 好 想 有 个 孩 子 却 未 必 想 有 个 老
            公 。 因 为 一 通 电 话 而 打 消 厌 世 的 想 法 。 又 因 为 一 通 电 话 再 度 厌 世
            。 总 是 念 念 不 忘 初 恋 情 人 。 可 是 却 斤 斤 计 较 别 人 还 久 她 三 百 块 。
            母 鱼 的 价 值 观 有 种 不 可 自 拔 的 无 理 ， 看 不 过 去 的 人 多 得 是 。 只 是
            母 鱼 未 必 机 伶 到 可 以 察 觉 别 人 的 不 屑 ， 也 不 见 得 潇 洒 到 可 以 尊 重
            异 议 。 

        2.有 张 挑 剔 的 嘴 

            品 好 茶 吃 美 食 烹 佳 肴 对 母 鱼 来 说 ， 乐 事 一 椿 ！ 就 算 她 租 的 房 子 可
            能 连 厨 房 也 没 有 ， 但 仍 无 法 阻 止 她 这 麽 想 。 她 喜 欢 在 家 招 待 朋 友
            ， 享 受 从 烤 箱 里 拿 出 起 司 cake 时 的 欢 呼 声 ； 喜 欢 在 ca'fe shop 里 仔 细
            研 究 煮 蓝 山 的 方 法 ， 当 然 还 有 她 对 酒 的 监 赏 力 也 是 一 流 。 品 味 对
            母 鱼 来 说 是 个 极 脏 的 字 ， 但 是 不 可 否 认 在 食 物 这 方 面 ， 倒 是 颇 具
            品 味 。 只 是 锅 碗 瓢 盆 最 好 有 人 洗 ， 柴 米 油 盐 有 人 张 罗 ， 喝 茶 吃 饭
            有 人 埋 单 ， 这 些 事 ， 母 鱼 恨 透 了 ！ 母 鱼 的 优 雅 是 建 构 在 不 食 人 间
            烟 火 的 层 面 上 。 沙 拉 脱 只 会 令 她 们 像 只 食 人 鱼 。 

        3.金 光 闪 闪 是 安 全 感 的 代 名 词 

            母 鱼 未 必 是 金 鱼 ， 但 是 当 条 金 鱼 想 必 也 是 个 不 错 的 结 局 。 随 着 年
            龄 不 断 增 长 ， 缺 乏 安 全 感 的 母 鱼 会 把 欲 望 逐 渐 由 爱 情 转 化 成 物 质
            。 并 且 会 变 得 世 故 的 认 定 还 是 金 钱 最 值 得 相 信 。 这 种 转 变 有 时 会
            以 一 种 突 然 的 姿 态 整 个 扭 转 过 来 ， 所 以 还 是 令 人 把 冷 汗 。 不 要 期
            望 一 条 母 鱼 会 多 理 性 ， 不 可 能 的 ！ 她 们 在 爱 情 花 苦 情 海 中 沈 浮 ，
            不 行 的 时 候 就 逃 之 夭 夭 ， 既 没 有 对 危 险 的 敏 感 又 没 有 解 决 痛 苦 的
            本 领 。 一 涉 及 感 情 ， 母 鱼 是 沈 沦 又 惹 人 厌 的 。 还 不 如 拿 来 赚 钱 ，
            白 花 花 的 银 两 虽 俗 气 ， 却 不 至 於 令 人 失 望 。 母 鱼 的 物 欲 有 时 是 被
            挫 败 的 情 欲 给 激 发 出 来 的 。 

        4.暧 味 的 乐 天 派 

            尽 管 母 鱼 侃 侃 而 谈 的 跟 你 说 了 很 多 ， 但 是 还 有 更 多 的 是 还 没 说 出
            来 的 。 并 非 母 鱼 刻 意 隐 藏 ， 而 是 她 刻 意 不 隐 藏 ， 并 在 说 的 过 程 中
            替 自 己 洗 脑 ， 以 为 自 己 就 真 的 像 自 己 说 的 那 样 。 母 鱼 是 很 难 真 正
            快 乐 起 来 ， 并 非 她 悲 观 ， 相 反 的 ， 她 还 满 乐 天 派 ， 只 是 她 一 直 无
            法 厘 清 自 身 的 矛 盾 ， 像 是 一 囗 藏 了 太 多 秘 密 的 井 ， 深 不 可 测 ， 不
            断 的 问 为 什 麽 。 始 终 给 人 一 般 模 棱 两 可 的 母 鱼 ， 还 不 会 勇 敢 到 在
            众 人 面 前 展 示 脆 弱 ， 只 好 时 而 别 扭 时 而 懊 悔 的 交 替 着 。 对 於 伤 囗
            ， 她 总 是 言 不 及 义 ， 对 於 笑 声 ， 又 过 於 膨 胀 。 轻 飘 飘 的 暧 昧 主 义
            ， 有 时 真 是 个 麻 烦 。 说 了 太 多 的 谎 ， 往 往 连 自 己 都 无 法 圆 谎 。 

        5.自 私 来 自 对 现 实 的 逃 避 

            母 鱼 虽 有 饥 己 饥 的 同 情 心 ， ， 但 在 情 绪 受 克 时 ， 容 易 演 变 成 人 溺
            自 己 赶 紧 逃 的 自 私 。 由 於 缺 乏 信 心 ， 因 此 困 境 亦 使 她 们 造 成 先 放
            弃 希 望 和 勇 气 ， 而 在 为 求 自 保 的 竞 争 下 ， 有 时 演 变 成 多 嘴 和 推 卸
            责 任 的 劣 根 性 。 心 怀 不 轨 的 母 鱼 ， 此 时 是 最 令 人 厌 恶 的 ， 如 果 自
            己 逃 不 了 ， 还 会 拖 人 下 水 找 个 替 死 鬼 。 这 些 可 怕 的 阴 暗 面 在 一 帆
            风 顺 时 是 难 以 察 觉 ， 但 一 发 生 事 ， 逃 避 现 实 的 个 性 就 会 急 转 直 下
            成 手 足 无 措 ， 阴 谋 诡 计 。 

        6.梦 在 虚 无 缥 缈 中 

            拿 梦 想 自 慰 是 母 鱼 的 镇 定 剂 。 睡 前 一 颗 ， 忘 却 烦 忧 。 至 於 美 梦 是
            否 成 真 就 端 赖 母 鱼 是 否 能 面 对 挫 折 远 离 阴 郁 ， 否 则 只 是 做 梦 ， 不
            会 付 诸 行 动 将 使 一 切 虚 无 缥 缈 。 母 鱼 最 吸 引 人 的 就 是 温 柔 ， 最 让
            人 受 不 了 的 就 是 肤 浅 。 是 因 为 笨 吗 ？ 当 然 不 是 ！ 多 吃 鱼 会 聪 明 古
            有 明 训 。 总 归 一 句 ， 她 们 凡 事 只 看 表 面 ， 从 未 想 过 要 深 入 思 考 ，
            你 可 以 说 她 艺 术 家 个 性 ， 也 可 以 说 她 马 马 虎 虎 。 或 是 陪 她 一 起 做
            白 日 梦 ， 直 到 崩 溃 ！ 

      绝 招 篇 ： 心 事 重 一 怒 为 红 颜 用 心 良 苦 英 雄 还 得 美 人 配 

        1.细 节 不 必 了 ！ 

            把 一 件 事 搞 砸 了 的 母 鱼 ， 会 先 从 她 接 到 电 话 开 始 ， 再 说 到 天 气 ⅱ
            加 油 站 ⅱ 天 母 超 ?? ， 最 後 再 交 代 为 何 这 些 事 会 和 搞 砸 有 关 。 这 还
            算 清 楚 ， 起 码 她 还 没 忘 记 事 情 砸 锅 了 ， 更 高 竿 的 说 到 最 後 ， 甚 至
            忘 记 原 来 的 问 题 是 什 麽 ， 叨 叨 絮 絮 了 许 多 柴 米 油 盐 。 这 是 可 爱 的
            ， 在 蜜 月 期 间 ， 你 会 被 她 一 副 无 辜 兼 楚 楚 动 人 的 神 情 原 谅 了 一 切
            ， 假 以 时 日 ， 烦 不 胜 烦 ， 连 骂 三 声 ： 你 白 痴 啊 ！ 其 实 对 母 鱼 ， 大
            可 不 必 以 正 常 人 的 理 解 来 要 求 ， 否 则 她 只 会 更 怕 你 ， 对 她 你 必 须
            以 种 「 没 有 坚 持 只 有 原 则 」 的 方 式 待 之 即 可 。 有 心 情 ， 你 就 多 听
            些 故 事 ， 没 心 情 ， 单 刀 直 入 要 求 大 原 则 ， 否 则 在 经 过 千 ?? 百 折 ，
            只 怕 距 离 更 遥 远 了 。 

        2.你 必 须 像 本 大 英 百 科 全 书 

            学 海 无 涯 对 母 鱼 来 说 无 异 是 座 右 铭 。 别 看 她 一 副 傻 大 姐 笨 小 妹 的
            模 样 ， 对 於 新 知 的 吸 收 ， 她 可 是 卯 足 全 力 。 如 数 家 珍 的 奇 风 异 俗
            ， 台 北 那 家 小 店 怪 招 特 别 多 ， 全 省 唯 一 的 臭 豆 腐 锅 在 那 儿 ， 如 何
            监 赏 一 颗 钻 石 的 价 值 ， 母 鱼 深 藏 不 露 如 滔 滔 江 海 。 同 样 的 ， 一 位
            上 知 天 文 下 知 地 理 的 长 才 型 男 子 将 令 她 为 之 心 动 。 听 懂 了 吧 ！ 叫
            你 小 时 候 多 看 几 本 书 不 听 ， 现 在 真 是 书 到 用 时 方 恨 少 。 没 关 系 ，
            还 好 现 在 资 讯 发 达 得 很 ， 没 事 第 四 台 开 大 声 点 ， 金 马 影 展 跑 得 勤
            快 些 ， 塞 车 时 看 报 纸 比 发 呆 还 好 ， 否 则 大 哥 大 别 没 事 只 管 联 络 约
            会 ， 找 些 通 风 报 信 的 狐 群 狗 党 派 上 用 场 。 天 下 无 难 事 ， 只 怕 有 心
            人 ， 追 母 鱼 ， 你 必 须 活 到 老 学 到 老 。 

        3.你 是 饵 ， 所 以 必 须 像 饵 

            如 果 你 决 心 要 钓 母 鱼 ， 那 麽 ， 没 有 饵 是 不 行 的 。 虽 然 母 鱼 很 重 感
            觉 ， 但 是 要 她 凭 空 感 觉 只 会 令 她 愈 感 觉 两 人 愈 不 适 合 。 鲜 花 有 必
            要 ， 名 牌 也 很 好 ， 卡 片 落 俗 套 ， 夜 半 垂 钓 倒 不 妨 一 试 。 但 在 放 长
            线 钓 大 鱼 时 可 得 步 步 为 营 ， 否 则 赔 了 夫 人 又 折 兵 事 小 ， 被 拖 下 水
            才 是 背 事 一 椿 。 有 没 有 钓 友 ？ 去 问 问 他 如 可 钓 上 大 鱼 的 方 法 ， 保
            证 受 益 多 多 。 

        4.距 离 不 会 产 生 美 感 

            不 止 梦 和 现 实 常 常 混 淆 不 清 ， 其 他 如 工 作 和 事 业 ， 情 人 和 丈 夫 ，
            朋 友 和 男 朋 友 。 因 此 ， 往 往 造 成 其 超 现 实 的 作 为 。 往 好 的 方 面 发
            展 ， 也 许 能 创 造 出 别 出 心 裁 的 创 意 和 计 画 ， 如 果 是 坏 的 方 面 ， 难
            保 不 连 爱 情 也 建 构 於 空 中 楼 阁 。 你 不 能 和 她 一 起 不 切 实 际 ， 更 不
            能 放 纵 她 去 随 心 所 欲 ， 否 则 你 就 等 着 收 拾 烂 摊 子 。 水 象 星 座 的 母
            鱼 配 上 地 象 星 座 的 男 较 能 将 幻 想 变 成 一 张 漂 亮 的 成 ?? 单 。 帮 她 一
            个 忙 ， 也 助 自 己 一 臂 之 力 。 

        5.一 鱼 不 能 二 吃 

            最 早 的 时 候 ， 你 被 善 感 的 母 鱼 以 一 片 如 梦 似 幻 的 蓝 色 情 挑 给 吸 引
            ， 自 此 不 可 自 拔 ， 载 沈 载 浮 。 母 鱼 绝 对 温 柔 兼 作 怪 得 没 话 说 ， 这
            都 可 以 忍 受 ， 最 糟 的 是 母 鱼 的 杨 花 水 性 ， 见 异 思 迁 。 不 是 只 有 男
            人 才 会 一 副 做 错 事 讨 饶 得 令 人 发 指 ， 有 些 母 鱼 亦 会 上 演 脚 踏 两 条
            船 的 恶 劣 。 这 种 情 不 自 禁 有 时 只 是 为 了 证 明 自 己 的 魅 力 ， 藉 着 不
            断 的 追 逐 来 获 得 安 全 感 ， 对 天 性 就 不 够 坚 定 的 母 鱼 来 说 ， 大 有 人
            在 。 首 先 ， 你 必 须 先 分 辨 她 是 天 性 如 此 （ 如 前 科 或 主 动 ） 还 是 对
            你 没 有 把 握 ？ （ 故 意 透 露 让 你 知 道 ， 或 有 意 无 意 的 试 探 。 ） 如 果
            是 後 者 ， 那 麽 错 在 你 ， 没 办 法 ， 赶 快 改 过 自 新 。 如 果 是 前 者 ， 我
            想 大 部 分 男 人 都 难 以 忍 受 吧 ！ 因 此 ， 察 言 观 色 ， 以 退 为 进 ， 审 慎
            判 断 ， 切 勿 自 误 ！ 

        6.吃 软 不 吃 硬 

            鲁 男 莽 夫 大 嗓 门 ， 此 生 注 定 与 母 鱼 无 缘 。 别 青 怪 母 鱼 似 是 而 非 的
            逻 辑 ， 强 辞 夺 理 的 论 调 ， 不 按 牌 理 的 生 活 ， 如 果 你 爱 她 ， 宁 可 顺
            水 推 舟 。 母 鱼 好 辩 但 心 软 ， 杠 上 了 ， 她 任 性 任 到 底 ， 但 是 这 里 若
            是 一 片 宽 广 温 暖 的 海 洋 ， 她 是 舍 不 得 离 去 的 。 天 生 的 为 反 对 而 反
            对 ， 为 支 持 而 支 持 ， 理 由 留 给 聪 明 的 其 他 人 ， 母 鱼 要 的 是 属 於 她
            自 己 的 游 戏 规 则 。 无 伤 大 雅 ， 我 劝 你 笑 笑 就 算 了 ！ 她 不 会 为 任 何
            人 改 变 ， 除 非 她 自 己 想 打 破 游 戏 规 则 。 真 的 无 法 忍 受 ， 分 道 扬 镳
            绝 不 是 最 坏 的 结 局 。 母 鱼 是 孤 独 的 泅 泳 者 ， 虽 然 她 也 一 直 想 找 到
            志 同 道 合 的 夥 伴 ， 但 在 茫 茫 大 海 中 ， 容 易 吗 ？ ！ 祝 爱 上 母 鱼 的 男
            人 们 ， 也 能 爱 上 千 变 万 化 的 大 海 。 


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