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发信人: yangs (Fight Deadlines), 信区: English
标  题: Humor No.3
发信站: 哈工大紫丁香 (2001年12月04日08:30:06 星期二), 站内信件


Leaving a plush night club one evening, a miserly gentleman walked 
past the doorman without tipping him. Never the less, 

the doorman helped the man into a taxi with a flourish and said 
pleasantly.


"By-the-way, in case you happen to lose your wallet on the way home, 
Sir, just remember that you didn't pull it out here."

　　

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            The shining sea            我可以 划船不用浆                                    
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            The blue sky               我可以 扬帆没有风向                                 
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