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发信人: yangs (Fight Deadlines), 信区: English
标  题: Humor 2
发信站: 哈工大紫丁香 (2001年12月10日21:58:14 星期一), 站内信件



   A guy took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a 
secluded area around midnight, the girl said, "My mother told me to 
say no to everything."


"Well," he said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?"


"Uhhh . . . no," the girl replied.


"Do you mind if I put my other hand on your leg?"


"N-n-no," the girl stammered.


"You know," Barry said, "We're going to have a lot of fun if you're on 
the level about this."


　　

　　哈哈，真是一个鬼家伙，哈哈哈

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