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发信人: yangs (Fight Deadlines), 信区: English
标  题: Humor 3
发信站: 哈工大紫丁香 (2001年12月10日21:59:20 星期一), 站内信件



  A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the
 den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, 

"when did you bag him?"


The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my 
wife."


"What's he stuffed with?" asked the visiting hunter.


"My wife"

　　

　　可怜的妇人...

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            The shining sea            我可以 划船不用浆                                    
            And                                                                     
            The blue sky               我可以 扬帆没有风向                                 
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