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1.Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?
----Because if it were 12 inches long it would be a FOOT.
2.Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
----Because he wanted to see a BUTTERFLY.
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Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?
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