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: 1.Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?
: ----Because if it were 12 inches long it would be a FOOT.
: 2.Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
: ----Because he wanted to see a BUTTERFLY.
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: Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?
----They have already been beaten.
I think so.
[REX]:You are right again.
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