Memory 版 (精华区)

发信人: flyinggirl (将爬九楼进行到底), 信区: Memory
标  题: honey语录
发信站: 哈工大紫丁香 (2003年05月03日10:01:34 星期六), 站内信件

关于我们的交往：                                                              
“你是自愿被迫的么？”                                                        
妖曰：“我是被迫自愿的，是你挖好了坑让我跳的！”                              
“可是是你自己跳进去的！”                                                    
“哎，真是一失足...”                                                         
￥%*——）（——*%￥                                                          
                                                                   
                                                              
 妖曰：“我喜欢你。”                                                          
 “哦？”悦之                                                                  
 又曰：“才怪！”                                                              
 “嗯？！！”怒之                                                              
 后曰：“是不可能的，嘻嘻。”                                                  
 “哼！”复悦之                                                                
 再曰：“有可能么？真的有可能么？                                              
         难道真的没有可能么？”                                                
 “#￥%……—**”Ft之                                                          
                                                                              
  
一日从食堂出来，见很多人排队买电影票                                          
 妖曰：“不如我们也去看电影吧，你看有那么多人在排电影买票呢。”                
 “排电影买票？？ft...是排队买电影票吧..”                                 

                                                                          
某日妖对我说：“把这块螨虫香皂拿去用吧。”                                    
我晕，“螨虫香皂？？？是螨婷香皂吧。”                                        
  
                                                                             
某日吃面，他将“豆豉鲮鱼”罐子里剩下的所有的豆豉都扒拉到                      
自己的碗里，我气之：“你这个自私鬼，哼！”                                    
他一脸委屈地说：“这罐鱼都放了好久了，我怕你吃了不好。                        
                   你真是以小人之腹度君子之心！”                             
听完总觉得哪不对劲：“是以小人之心度君子之腹吧......”                        
真是服了他了                                                                  
  
                                                 

抗击非典的某日                                                                
被指定学苑三楼就餐                                                            
妖买了一盘炒腰片                                                              
我问：“这是什么？”                                                          
答曰：“腰。”                                                                
“妖？妖不是你么？”                                                          
复答曰“这是猪腰！”                                                          
“那你就是人妖喽？”                                                          
妖气得眼珠都要蹦出来了                                    
哈哈


- 如果我不曾爱你，我不会失去自己
如果我不曾爱你，我会失去整个世界

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