Flyingoverseas 版 (精华区)
发信人: us (祝大家美梦成真), 信区: Flyingoverseas
标 题: 鏖战
发信站: 哈工大紫丁香 (Mon Apr 10 07:41:31 2000), 转信
我于公元1998年6月19日前往米国使馆签证。在签证前偶遇bigh,领得480号。
于下午3:00多进入使馆,开始与鬼子短兵相接。
我与bigh均领得褐色牌。后面的诸位同人则有领到绿色,黄色等等。
......漫长的等待。
万万没有料到的是:绿色,黄色牌都先于我们而签。居然把我们这“褐色鸟群”
排到了最后。//shit.
大事不好,台湾MM挂出了褐色牌。果然是一场硬仗。在此之前,曾经幻想去韩国
MM那里。因为该MM长得眉清目秀,温柔贤慧,甚是可爱。或许在签证完之后还可以邀
她共进晚餐的说。:).
可惜人算不如天算,居然要到据人不眨眼的台湾MM那里去签!前面几个探亲的可爱
的小弟弟小美美都一一被据了。开始考虑她能据我的理由:
英语不好。没可能,凭我老人家的三寸不烂之舌,加上TSE60分的实力,不怕镇不
住这个同样是半道出家的台湾MM。
有移民倾向。这对所有人都是一样的。她估计自己也清楚到底是怎么回事。这条理
由只会用于据那些她想据而找不到其他理由的人。我运气一直不坏,
轮不到我头上的。
经济实力不足。更没可能,大名鼎鼎的UIUC的全奖,在米国怎会活不下去。
她根本没有理由据我!!顿时信心值上升1800点。
正在考虑中,环顾四方,只剩下我们这几只褐色的鸟了。这时转机出现了:著名的
棕毛把他的人全签完后,从台湾MM的篮里拿了几张出来,帮她签一部分。然后他以极其
标准的汉语发音叫到:***。比THU的大部分老师都强,他们叫我的名字,十有八九要叫
错。第一个就是我。
我一个箭步蹿上前,下面便是我与棕毛鏖战的过程:
h(he):give me your TG score.
m(me):here you are.er...this is my transcript.
(考虑再三,没敢把我的TSE成绩单给他,怕节外生枝)
h:what will u study in US?
m:my major is ** and my aspect in this major is ****.
h:will u come back after you get your degree?
m:sure
h:give me three reasons that you will come back?
(he began to writing sth on my F156)
m:three reasons?(shit!)ok,first,u know, I can have more chances to earn money
if I come back.
h:then?
m:second,er...,I can also have chances to do some research.(突然想到,我刚说
要挣钱来着,怎么有要做学问了?)..I mean,if I fail in business matter, I can
go back to my University,I mean,Tsinghua Univ., and do some research in my
major. Third,(觉得该来点人情味了), my parents all live in China, and they do
not have any chance to go to US since they know nothing about English. I must
come back and take care with them. You know, they do not have good health.
(that is the truth)
h:ok,then can you explain why so many Chinese students do not come back?
m:(没想到鬼子这么贫)I think the most important reason is that in US,the
material world is so attractive and some of them can not resist the temptation.
h:Can you promise that you will not be attacted?
m:yes,I am sure that I will not be attacted.
h:do u feel that you are trapped in a logic loop?u c, you said you come back to
earn money and you said you will not be attracted by good living conditions?
(怕我不懂,又说:)you understand?
m:yes, i understand.(苦笑),you know the reason is quite simple.(我开始阐述其他
的理由).you know, in the US, I am always a foriegner. I have no chance to step
into the first class. I do not like to be a foriegner....(此处省去1845字).
h:but in fact, in US, we are all foreigners.(he mean only native americans are
not foriegners,)......go to window six.
m:thanx.(终于完了,shit)
......
虽然在鏖战的过程中,由于我对大多数问题都没有好好准备,一直处于被动挨打的地位,
但是我信心很足,觉得老美必定会给我签的。事实也是如此,由于我和bigh差不多是最
后一个,老美想好好贫一把,玩一玩猫抓老鼠的游戏,本来就没想据人。所以信心很重
要,作为清华的诸位去美国牛校的大侠们不要害怕,记住毛主席他老人家的话:美帝国
主义及其一切走狗都是纸老虎.签证只不过是一种形式而已。(对F1全奖而言)。
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